Ten Story Love

Bass Player Jokes

  • Q: Why can't many bass players get through the door?
    A:They either can't find the key or don't know when to come in.
  • Q: How do you know when the stage is level?
    A: When the bass player is drooling out of both sides of his mouth.
  • Q: What did the bassist do when he was told to turn on his amp?
    A: He caressed it softly and told it that he loved it.
  • Q: What do you call someone who hangs around with musicians?
    A: A Bass Player.
  • Son: "Daddy, I want to grow up and be a bass player."
    Father: "Son, you can't have it both ways. "

  • Q: Why don't bass players ever catch a cold?
    A: Even a virus has some pride.
  • Q: What did the bass player get on his IQ test?
    A: Drool.
  • Q: What's the difference between a bass player and a mutual fund?
    A: One matures.
  • Q: How do you make a bassist's eyes light up?
    A: Shine a flashlight in his ear.
  • Q: Why are there bass solos?
    A: So the audience has something to talk over.
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